my tears are going to be shed~ going down the memory lane.. i have realised i had gave up so many thingssss~ but i knw that regret doesn't work at all~ i m just cn "haiz" here~
down~~..T_T
looking at loads of reference books and reports that going to be written.. i feel i m in a can~ i m growing actiiiiively in the can.. i m going to burst edi~~ Booooom~~!! gasping for air!~~air is thin enough~~ omg..hw?? oxygen molecules?where u all gone??? carbon dioxide!n carbon monoxide!i dont like u at all~ pls!!get away from me~!!don't damage my brain k??!!? somebody pls help me~~save my mind!!
who willing to help me to burn those books?? T_T(no salary is offered)
but these "lovely" books are requisite!~ i have to read, nopss! i hav to memorize the sentences, and all the weird weird scientific names page by page! it is as hard as inverting a pyramid~!(hiper ing)
lol~~burn my laptop later~ then,mayb,perhaps...i cn concentrate in memorizing those weird weird words~ mayb this wil later make me fall in love with the"lovely"books~ oh , my dear Bio~~ i decide not to look at u nw,but on tomorrow morning=( bcoz u r complicated~ =(
see~ ..! u wil be boycotted if u r "complicated".. so, just do the simple one,man~~! but..even something simple and sincere, in eyessS, perhaps, it is hidding "imaginary purposes"~~ huuuuhuuuu~~ world~~u r xtremely complicated~~ hate!!!
nw informative science lesson again~hoho congratulations to MAI XIAO HUI!! she finally get the chicken pox!!haha~ congratulations! ur dream is fullfilled!!
DING XIAO SONG~~ i wan go ur sch study leh~~beauty~~ but i say oni~~wahahaha~~ cz i wa holiday on Sunday~ hiak hiak~~
上次说我不是要吃nasi goreng phataya吗? hoho~~~给我吃到咯。。而且我吃了两次去咯~~ 不错蛮好吃的哦! itu dia nasi phataya~~~ nasi??mana dia nasi??~~ adui~~dalam telur tu lah ah moi~~ sedaaaap~~~
9th group, 我们的旁讲也不错keng嘛~~哈哈 好像有女生欣赏他的听说, 当然不是我,娃哈哈哈。。。 一天上课, 很多人迟到, 老师是狠角色的, 演到跟faci一样凶。。 就喊他们全部站在班前面, cikgu:semua ni apa lah..lewat pulak, diri kat depan!!( garang) kenapa awak lewat? A: eh eh eh....kerana jam saya sudah rosak.. cikgu: jam rosak?betulkah? A:cikgu, memang betul. cikgu:ok, maafkan awak..(next person)kamu? B: ermmm...cikgu..erm..saya jatuh ke dalam longkang dan saya pergi hospital~ ckigu: betulkah? longkang mana? B: ......eh eh eh... cikgu: tak pa tak pa, maafkan kamu.. C, u pulak, kenapa lewat?? C:.....eh eh eh ... D: ( loudly+rise up hand)cikgu, saya hantar B ke hospital! C: (quickly) yaya, cikgu, saya tumpang kereta dia, oleh itu kami semua lewat. cikgu: betulkah?? B+C+D: BETUL! wai lun这时刚刚进班, 老师立刻放了那些迟到的,开始针对lun, cikgu: kenapa awak lewat lagi??asyik asyik tengok muka awak saje~~! lun: cikgu, saya juga asyik asyik tengok muka kamu saje~~ cikgu: ( geram) cakap!!kenapa awak ni lewat lagi?? lun: ( rendah suara) jam rosak.. cikgu:TAK DENGAR!!kuat sikit! bisu ke?? 全班在笑,keat long自己看了应该也是觉得好笑。 lun:( super loud) JAM ROSAK, CIKGU!! cikgu:kamu ni, tak hormati cikgu, saya nak denda sama kamu!! nyanyilah NEGARAKU !
RING~~~
lun: hohoho~~cikgu, sudah rehat ni, tak dapat denda pulak..haha cikgu: hng...kali lain kamu tidak akan bertuah macam kali ini lagi!! lun: then cikgu, kamu tunggu perlahan-perlahan lah..
第二天~~~ cikgu: kelas, besok sudah nak exam~~ulang kajilah sendiri~~
study group就拿出书本在一本正经在读。。。 lun这时就很lanci地拿出一整叠书本top一声放在桌上, study group: wah...!! lun: tqtq~~~~( wave hand)(sleep on the books..) study group: cheh~~!!
cikgu: (hentam sama itu meja) lun: (terperanjat sampai hampir lao sai dan bangun) cikgu: awak lagi ni~~~ kenapa tidur??!! lun: cikgu, saya sangat letih lah~~tengok, saya sudah baca banyak buku ni(tunjukkan buku-buku yang tadi dikeluarkan sebagai alas untuk tidur) ... cikgu: betulkah? lun:cikgu, kenapa tak percaya saya?? cikgu: saya tak peduli kamu lah, saya tetap nak denda sama awak! nyanyilah NEGARAKU !!
RING~~~~
lun: hohoho~~~kenapa saya ni sentiasa bertuah?? sudah rehat ni~~haha~~saya rehat pi cikgu, selamat tinggal!! cikgu: ( marah sampai kepala nak pecah)
pada hari keesokan,,peperiksaan ni~~~ study group pun mula menjalani peperiksaan oleh pasal lun tidak ulang kaji, semasa peperiksaan, dia mengambil tindakan untuk meniru, dia intai jawapan murid di sebelahnya.. tapi dia tak dapat tengok jawapan , dia rampas kertas peperiksaan murid di sebelahnya dan salin, seperti mr.bean yang buat dalam peperiksaannya.. pada masa itu, cikgu pun sudah mari..
cikgu: hei, budak!!apa ni!kenapa ada dua kertas?? lun: oh, bukan, cikgu, saya spear lagi satu, cikgu: spear??kenapa nama dua kertas tak sama.. lun: cikgu. saya baru tukar nama~~satu ni nama lama satu ni yang baru cikgu:kamu ingat cikgu ni bodoh ke? lun: memang bodoh lah... cikgu: tak peduli, saya nak denda kamu juga... lun: negaraku lagi a?? celaka cikgu ni.... cikgu: awak ni , tak menghormati cikgu!! saya nak bawa kamu jumpa sama tuan pengetua!! lun:....
di bilik guru besar..
cikgu: pelajar ini bertindak kasar terhadap cikgu dan meniru dalam peperiksaan..sila dendanya seberat-beratnya..
pengetua:(pengetua ni bekas palajar SMJK jit sit,wan si)kenapa awak tidak belajar bersungguh-sungguh?? lun:( pretend crying)wuwuwu~~~cikgu... kamu tau, dulu masa saya pelajar cikgu, keputusan saya baik kan?? mana tau cikgu celaka ini asyik prejudis terhadap saya dan asyik nak denda saya, dan marah sama saya, saya rajin belajar ada apa guna ni?? pengetua: meniru tu perbuatan yang buruk ..kamy tau kan??kenapa buatnya pulak?? 其中的对话有点忘了。。。。 lun: saya akan berubah dan tidak akan mengulanginya lagi..saya akan belajar bersungguh-sungguh..tetapi untuk cikgu saja, bukan untuk cikgu yang celaka tu..
akhirnya, lun pun dapatlah 4 flat dalam final peperiksaannya!! hoho...itu dia lah cerita kumpulan sembilan..
performances by three groups were excellent funny!! but i expected that 6th group or 2nd group wil be the winner! ( hohoho..why was i so no self-confidence??)
finally..... deng deng deng~~~ result were going to be announced... the winner was 2ND GROUP!! hohoho....leng lui's group won it!!clap hand!!
secret~~~~ 其实他们凶也是对的啦, 因为我们是minor race in KMPP, so we must do the best and must be disciplined。。 if someone among us done the wrong, then whole chinese population in the campus will be considered wrong, bcoz we are small quantity in the campus, exactly just like peribahasa says what what nila setitik rosak susu sebelanga, this is what the facilitators wanted to convey, they wanted us to be disciplined, punctual, for sake of us to survive in such environment, where our race is minor there。 in any kolej matrikulasi, it is hard for minor race, very hard, even harder than in any campus to survive. if we are not going to make double effort than the major race, bcoz most benefits and chances not given to us but to others。。 we have to be very hardworking,then only our outstanding can be shown。。 we must be do better than ***... this is the task we got to do in our semesters, we must make big effort to be active in all activities, and be top in academic.. All the things faci done before, was just want us to be excellent, to be success。 they are kind and thoughfulT_T we were keep complaining that we had not enough time to sleep and eat, but isn't facilitators got sufficient sleep and eat?? they were even got less sleeping time than us。。 we slept on1 am, they slept on 3 am, they were busy making the slide shows and planning the activities for us when we were all sleeping。。 we complaint we have no time to bath, but facilitators even didn's bath at all whole the day.. who are the more suffered?? they keep acting fierce besides to act this show for XXXXX, and to train us to be disciplined and to train us to be success and survive in kmpp。 but we were keep blaming them behind their back。。 how bad were we???
faci, i love you all!! and thousands of thank you to you all!! muackss~~ i wil be very punctual and wont be late,any, really, i promise!! i will really really study hard, 4 flat, my god, it is damn easy!! (acting jryne, i am collapsed after saying tis sentence!!) i wont mempersiasuikan our race! hua ren, boleh!!wahahaha
kenapa dalam bahasa inggeris pulak??ish!!
one of the benefits study at KMPP, i use various languages there.. 由于我的室友全都是同窗, 所以在宿舍,我用马来文咯。 在我的tutoran class, 30个学生,只有我一个是华人, 唯一一个稀有品种。。 在LDK,等待同窗们来。 稀有品种是准时地。。。
不过我们的级任老师,叫作mentor, no other language in class except english, hoho, 其实我怪开心的,有个这么一个老师, 因为有时同窗们跟我讲话我还是会挤不出马来话。。 而且他们的马来文好像坐飞机样快有时。 用英文,不错嘛。。哈哈 跟华人朋友讲话,肯定是用华文咯。 不过跟joey美女讲话,英文又派得上用场。 虽然还是一块一块,不过应该是个好的开始。。。hohoho jit sin gang昨天,共鸣,从昨天开始,要用英文, to motivate others 同志to use english. to follow what our beloved faci said too.. 另外一个原因是因为昨天我们和joey美女在一起, 也拍了很多一下的傻人照,哈哈, 美女耶~~ joey就从我们身上学华语, 她讲华语很可爱,哈哈哈哈。 她是接近完美的靓女, 身材好,虽然很瘦,这是我梦寐以求的啊!! 皮肤好到像什么这样。。白皙里泛着均匀的红润, 超好的,好到像化妆这样,啊不,比化的好漂亮。 我问她有没有化妆的时候,她都很熟练的答没有, 全校的人都这样问她吧~~她都习惯了~~ 眼睛大大,亮亮的眼睛, 我都会不知不觉地偷看她,偷拍她, 让我拼命在问kam siew 我到底是不是双性恋的。。 真的是很confuse勒。。T_T 对于其他靓女也是这样,惨了T_T